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The Scariest Part Of Scary Movies Is Everyone Agreeing About You Except For You

An Afternoon With Lou: Teenybopper Frenzy As Prefigured Transition

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Just How Transsexual Is "My Fair Lady," Anyways

Because Turnabout Is Fair Play: Sweet Valley High's "Flowers In The Attic"

"Their Handsome Father, Ned Wakefield"

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"As A Trans Man, Thanks For Being So Welcoming Of Trans Men; Weird That There's No Trans Women Here"

In Praise of Museum Cafes And Little Restaurants In Botanical Gardens

An Incomplete Ranking Of Sweet Valley High Characters In Order Of Trans Resonance

Thirteen Reasons A Trans Man Might Apply Makeup In The Middle of The Afternoon

Every Time Liz Lemon Is Almost Gay Or Something ("Or Something") On 30 Rock

Get That Look: Martin Prince


Lieutenant, you would do me an enormous favor if you stopped calling me sir.