Archive
"I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up": Joan Didion Takes A Call From Anne Carson
| Mar 23 | Public post | 9 | 3 |
February
The Two Kinds Of Historical Novels That Activate Every Pleasure Center In My Historical-Novel-Reading Brain
| Feb 24 | Subscriber's post | 26 | 2 |
Alannah Myles, "Black Velvet" and Loving One Dead Boy So Much You Never Talk To Alive Boys And They Have To Leave You Alone
| Feb 20 | Subscriber's post | 22 | 5 |
You Are A Stammering New Priest Among The Viking-Men! They Laugh At Your New Religion Through Sheaves Of Ale And Capons, Ho-Ho-Ho They Do! How Will You Make Them Listen, Little Smoothcheeks?
| Feb 18 | Public post | 15 | 2 |
January
Chapter Titles From My Upcoming On-The-Nose, Embarrassingly Po-Faced Transmasculine Memoir
| Jan 31 | Public post | 47 | 1 |
Just Another Minute, Please, Miss – Hoping That My Suit Might Not Prove Entirely Distasteful To Ye – I Make Ninepence A Shilling And I Saw A Dog Once't
| Jan 29 | Public post | 35 | 3 |
You're Sick Of Dancing At This Crummy Nightclub! But Johnnie Is Waiting By The Stage Door. What Are You Going To Say To Him So You Two Can Finally Get Out Of Here?
| Jan 28 | Public post | 23 | 1 |
Alexander Dumas on genital inconvenience, the division of mustard by sex, and dick-crazed turkeys
| Jan 16 | Subscriber's post | 15 | 4 |
There Was Like Eight Dollars of Jarlsberg In There: Andy's Boyfriend Nate Is Dizzy And Gasping Here In Hell
| Jan 14 | Subscriber's post | 9 | 2 |
2018
December 2018
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! How DELICIOUS – It's every character you find in an 18th-century period film!
| Dec 11, 2018 | Public post | 41 | 5 |
A Corresponding Bible Verse For Every Moira Rose Quote From "Schitt's Creek"
| Dec 7, 2018 | Public post | 13 | 1 |
November 2018
I Was Not Prepared For The Wreck-It Ralph Sequel To Essentially Replicate The Tim/Marina/Jenny Subplot From Season One of The L Word
| Nov 23, 2018 | Subscriber's post | 6 |
Things I Have Mistaken For Forward Momentum In My Personal Life Between The Years 1998-Present
| Nov 22, 2018 | Public post | 51 | 1 |
October 2018
Emotionally Muted Meals In Barbara Pym's "Excellent Women," In Order Of Sexlessness
| Oct 29, 2018 | Public post | 23 | 3 |
Every Time A Woman Nervously Adjusts A Glove In Mary McCarthy's "The Group"
| Oct 25, 2018 | Public post | 21 |
Things That Aren't As Good As Nicotine Gum: An Inexhaustive List In Dialogue Form
| Oct 24, 2018 | Public post | 54 | 3 |
Bible Verses Where "Brothers and Sisters" Has Been Replaced With "Women and Femmes"
| Oct 18, 2018 | Subscriber's post | 14 |
How Did You Respond To Learning That Andrea Dworkin's Widower Was Managing Editor Of The AARP Magazine For Eight Years?
| Oct 17, 2018 | Public post | 19 | 3 |
I Can't See Movies Without Getting Furious Because I Don't Believe Anthony Hopkins' Alfred Hitchcock Was Memorable Enough To Justify This Kind of Afterlife
| Oct 16, 2018 | Subscriber's post | 11 | 6 |
Movie Yelling With Grace and Danny: A Star Is Born and the Laws of Conservation of Energy
| Oct 13, 2018 | Public post | 24 | 3 |
September 2018
August 2018
July 2018
"Have a great summer, keep in touch, stay cool": See you all next week
| Jul 30, 2018 | Public post | 151 | 31 |
June 2018
May 2018
Paul Bettany Always Looks Like He's About To Crumble To Death With A Gentle Smile
| May 19, 2018 | Subscriber's post | 1 |
April 2018
Things People Say In Old Movies In Order To Prevent Another Character From Discussing Their Feelings For Even A Second
| Apr 29, 2018 | Subscriber's post | 2 | 1 |
Things Brash, Horse-Loving Spinster Sisters Of Romantically Dour Protagonists Have Unnecessarily Died Of In Technicolor Melodramas
| Apr 23, 2018 | Subscriber's post | 6 |
Russian Authors I Have Never Technically Lied About Yet Always Feel Uncomfortable Discussing: A Series Of Frenzied Internal Monologue
| Apr 20, 2018 | Public post |
March 2018
February 2018
January 2018
2017
December 2017
November 2017
October 2017
September 2017
August 2017
July 2017
June 2017
Duckie from Pretty in Pink is a beautiful lesbian and I can prove it with the intensity of my feelings
| Jun 27, 2017 | Public post |
May 2017
andrew lloyd webber sends a text message (OR the adventures of webbsy and steve)
| May 24, 2017 | Public post | 1 |
April 2017
Lieutenant, you would do me an enormous favor if you stopped calling me sir.
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