| Apr 20 | Russian Authors I Have Never Technically Lied About Yet Always Feel Uncomfortable Discussing: A Series Of Frenzied Internal Monologue |
| Apr 15 | How To Do Laundry |
| Apr 12 | A Dialogue Between Herodias And The Daughter Of Herodias, Concerning John The Baptist |
| Apr 9 | How To Take A Shower |
| Apr 5 | First Letter To The Corinthians |
| Apr 2 | Things I Imagine Joni Mitchell To Have Plausibly Said At Some Point Despite Never Really Engaging With Her Work |
| Mar 30 | The Boxcar Children |
| Mar 23 | Excelsimore |
| Mar 22 | The Lion In Winter and Midsomer Murders |
| Mar 10 | Merry Spinster Book Tour Dates |
| Mar 9 | A Letter From Chris Kimball |
| Mar 8 | Joan Didion Discovers Susan Sontag And Lesbianism |
| Mar 5 | Impulses I Have Had To Restrain This Year |
| Mar 1 | The Stages Of Realizing You Are Late |
| Feb 23 | Bible Verses I Have Quoted To My Dog, To No Effect |
| Feb 23 | Counterfactual History Books I Would Like To Read |
| Feb 19 | Two Monks Invent Music |
| Feb 16 | Movies That Would Be Improved If They Ended With The Protagonist Choosing To Date Doctor Keanu Reeves In A Cozy Sweater |
| Feb 11 | Joan Didion Runs Through Her Enemies List |
| Feb 9 | What Which Character You Think You Are On The Good Place Says About You |
| Feb 1 | Captain Kirk And Emily Dickinson, Two Legendary Spinster Icons |
| Jan 27 | Upcoming Scenes From Season Three of "The Crown" |
| Jan 25 | "A Frigid, Protestant Anaïs Nin" |
| Jan 18 | The Stages Of Unloading The Dishwasher When You Live With Other People |
| Jan 17 | A Dialogue Between Joan Didion And Anna Wintour |
| Jan 11 | An Email Format That's Getting Weirdly Popular Lately For Some Reason |
| Jan 6 | Talkin' Star Wars |
| Dec 30, 2017 | Marcus Aurelius Prepares For The New Year |
| Dec 29, 2017 | A Series Of Increasingly Obscure Forgotten Brontë Siblings |
| Dec 22, 2017 | It's the end of the world up here |
| Dec 16, 2017 | Persuasion, or: Those Assholes |
| Dec 14, 2017 | Gentlemen! My Ward! |
| Dec 8, 2017 | Details I Would Pepper Into The Background Of My Regency-Era Romance To Trick Readers Into Thinking I Had A Thorough Understanding Of The Period When In Fact It's Just A 400-Year Jumble Of Half-Remembered Facts From AP European History |
| Dec 7, 2017 | I don't understand the Wars of the Roses |
| Dec 3, 2017 | Anna Wintour, Lord Of Misrule |
| Nov 30, 2017 | Frasier Episode Descriptions I Dreamed Last Night |
| Nov 30, 2017 | The Shatner Chatner has moved |
| Nov 29, 2017 | housekeeping |
| Nov 28, 2017 | Coming December 7th... |
| Nov 16, 2017 | People's Sexiest Man Alive |
| Nov 10, 2017 | I'm not attracted to Jeff Goldblum and I'm not sure I'll ever finish quitting smoking |
| Nov 2, 2017 | You're Norman Mailer! Can you make it out of this cocktail party without stabbing your wife? |
| Oct 27, 2017 | okay so |
| Oct 19, 2017 | Middlemarch but with werewolves, but not ABOUT werewolves |
| Sep 28, 2017 | HGTV |
| Sep 14, 2017 | Movie Yelling with Mallory |
| Sep 7, 2017 | A podcast about someone who didn't get murdered |
| Sep 1, 2017 | The Boxcar Children, Part III |
| Aug 25, 2017 | Things I Have Yelled At My Television, Which Cannot Hear Me, While Watching Grantchester |
| Aug 17, 2017 | The Boxcar Children, Part II: The Road |
| Aug 10, 2017 | Everything what's wrong of succulents |
| Aug 4, 2017 | The Boxcar Children |
| Jul 26, 2017 | ONE NIGHT ONLY: THE TOAST IS BACK |
| Jul 19, 2017 | Joan Didion and Anna Wintour |
| Jul 12, 2017 | there are always Australians wherever you go and A.A. Milne isn't public domain |
| Jul 6, 2017 | Mary Shelley knows how not to get a book published |
| Jun 27, 2017 | Duckie from Pretty in Pink is a beautiful lesbian and I can prove it with the intensity of my feelings |
| Jun 22, 2017 | "oh it's almost TOO rich" |
| Jun 15, 2017 | "i wish we had the Toast back for a minute just so we could come up with fifty all-girl cover band names" |
| Jun 11, 2017 | my sister & Jenny Holzer & sandwiches |
| Jun 1, 2017 | The least chill guy at Ultimate Frisbee |
| May 24, 2017 | andrew lloyd webber sends a text message (OR the adventures of webbsy and steve) |
| May 23, 2017 | this hoodie almost fits me, plus an update |
| May 19, 2017 | I just saw the series finale of the Golden Girls for the first time but accidentally thought it was an episode from season two and was not emotionally prepared |
| May 17, 2017 | A moratorium on villainous eating |
| May 10, 2017 | Evelyn Waugh eats the bananas |
| May 5, 2017 | Mark Ronson's hubris and my problem with almost-singing men |
| Apr 28, 2017 | I owe Philip Roth an apology |
| Apr 20, 2017 | "I love your vibe" and other things I've said to men |
| Apr 14, 2017 | some jokes I have privately thought were funny to myself |
| Apr 6, 2017 | A message from Reformed theologian John Calvin to my dog Murphy, who I suspect is not a member of the elect |
| Mar 31, 2017 | Captain James T. Kirk is a beautiful lesbian and I contend daily with my feelings |
| Mar 24, 2017 | "I felt like Salieri, or a dog watching TV: furious and hostile and confused": Bellowing about trees with Sondheim |
