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Previously, in haircuts. I know others than me have talked about this before, that men only have one thing on their mind and that thing is hair Cuts, a…
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37 min 1
Be advised that I write about weight and body-image issues in some detail below. Then Melchizedek king of Salem brought out bread and wine; he was the …
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Jan 28 12
Les Misérables is not, I think, inherently cringeworthy, although there are a number of elements — religious fervor, emotional sincerity, an obsession …
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Jan 27 5
Ever since Christmas, Grace and I have been watching Eastenders, the long-running UK soap, on a nearly daily basis. We’ve gotten a bit behind since she…
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Jan 24 4
I’m terribly sorry, I can’t hear whatever it is that you’re saying — I’m a Redwall mouse, a grizzled but stalwart bulwark of Redwall Abbey, and I can’t…
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Jan 22 7
[Trial transcripts.] Someone shows you a dish of pudding, would you like it? A. In this as in other things I seek only the salvation of my soul B. You …
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Jan 21 2
Originally. [BISCLAVRET bites the KNIGHT who has married his wife repeatedly.] THE COURT Oh, this is so weird THE KING Normally he never does this THE …
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Jan 20 2
I’m an old man, you see I tend to my vineyards with care and quiet dignity…the grapes are my dear young friends whose lives are vivid and purple… “Ah, …
Daniel Lavery
Jan 17 3
[Originally, sort of.] They’d have mentioned it on the menu if it came with it. They’d have included it on the list. This is the sort of place that fal…
Daniel Lavery
Jan 15 4
Me, turning over a number of tarot cards in succession, in an attempt to impress you: I pull the Fool card. “Ah, this one is interesting. It means that…
Daniel Lavery
Jan 14 5
A challenging day, in some days, yesterday was — within about ten minutes of publishing “The Blair Witch Project and the Men’s Room,” I received a repl…
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Jan 11 9
in which I stop avoiding talking about bathrooms
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Jan 10 3
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