Archive
Alexander Dumas on genital inconvenience, the division of mustard by sex, and dick-crazed turkeys
| Jan 16 | Subscriber's post | 10 | 4 |
There Was Like Eight Dollars of Jarlsberg In There: Andy's Boyfriend Nate Is Dizzy And Gasping Here In Hell
| Jan 14 | Subscriber's post | 8 | 2 |
2018
December 2018
Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho! How DELICIOUS – It's every character you find in an 18th-century period film!
| Dec 11 2018 | Public post | 35 | 5 |
A Corresponding Bible Verse For Every Moira Rose Quote From "Schitt's Creek"
| Dec 7 2018 | Public post | 11 | 1 |
November 2018
I Was Not Prepared For The Wreck-It Ralph Sequel To Essentially Replicate The Tim/Marina/Jenny Subplot From Season One of The L Word
| Nov 23 2018 | Subscriber's post | 6 |
Things I Have Mistaken For Forward Momentum In My Personal Life Between The Years 1998-Present
| Nov 22 2018 | Public post | 49 | 1 |
October 2018
Emotionally Muted Meals In Barbara Pym's "Excellent Women," In Order Of Sexlessness
| Oct 29 2018 | Public post | 23 | 3 |
Every Time A Woman Nervously Adjusts A Glove In Mary McCarthy's "The Group"
| Oct 25 2018 | Public post | 21 |
Things That Aren't As Good As Nicotine Gum: An Inexhaustive List In Dialogue Form
| Oct 24 2018 | Public post | 53 | 3 |
Bible Verses Where "Brothers and Sisters" Has Been Replaced With "Women and Femmes"
| Oct 18 2018 | Subscriber's post | 14 |
How Did You Respond To Learning That Andrea Dworkin's Widower Was Managing Editor Of The AARP Magazine For Eight Years?
| Oct 17 2018 | Public post | 19 | 3 |
I Can't See Movies Without Getting Furious Because I Don't Believe Anthony Hopkins' Alfred Hitchcock Was Memorable Enough To Justify This Kind of Afterlife
| Oct 16 2018 | Subscriber's post | 11 | 6 |
Movie Yelling With Grace and Danny: A Star Is Born and the Laws of Conservation of Energy
| Oct 13 2018 | Public post | 24 | 3 |
September 2018
August 2018
July 2018
June 2018
May 2018
Paul Bettany Always Looks Like He's About To Crumble To Death With A Gentle Smile
| May 19 2018 | Subscriber's post | 1 |
April 2018
Things People Say In Old Movies In Order To Prevent Another Character From Discussing Their Feelings For Even A Second
| Apr 29 2018 | Subscriber's post | 1 | 1 |
Things Brash, Horse-Loving Spinster Sisters Of Romantically Dour Protagonists Have Unnecessarily Died Of In Technicolor Melodramas
| Apr 23 2018 | Subscriber's post | 5 |
Russian Authors I Have Never Technically Lied About Yet Always Feel Uncomfortable Discussing: A Series Of Frenzied Internal Monologue
| Apr 20 2018 | Public post |
March 2018
February 2018
January 2018
2017
December 2017
November 2017
October 2017
September 2017
August 2017
July 2017
June 2017
Duckie from Pretty in Pink is a beautiful lesbian and I can prove it with the intensity of my feelings
| Jun 27 2017 | Public post |
May 2017
andrew lloyd webber sends a text message (OR the adventures of webbsy and steve)
| May 24 2017 | Public post |
April 2017
Lieutenant, you would do me an enormous favor if you stopped calling me sir.
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