The Shatner Chatner
ArchiveTopDiscussion
Previously: How to play video games for the first time in fifteen years. You are going to play Super Mario World. You are going to play Super Mario Wor…
Daniel Lavery
5 hr 4
Mr. Sandman, it’s me, CathyLet’s roll and fall on those windy moors in greenGive him a temper like my jealousyThen tell him that he’s never gonna leave…
Daniel Lavery
Apr 6 1
EMMA: This absolutely bites, and it’s all the time a problem, every time there’s a Regency anything, in the unbelievable disparity between the relative…
Daniel Lavery
Apr 3 7
DANNY: You and I have been watching a lot of Bond movies the last few weeks, and something that struck us both as fairly obvious is that James Bond enj…
Daniel Lavery
Apr 2 2
my problem of fannishness
Daniel Lavery
Apr 1 3
Originally. Who’s excited by an old, bored king?Nodding by an old, boring fire, near some old dull hills,Wife equally old, governing a bunch of —love y…
Daniel Lavery
Mar 30 6
Previously in Dirtbag Catullus: My girlfriend, my girlfriend’s bird, my ex-girlfriend. [Originals here]. 7 I WILL NEVER GET TIRED OF KISSING I WILL NEV…
Daniel Lavery
Mar 27
A Civil Question, Put To Ye Wi' Full Respectfulness, After Watching Both "North & South" and "Our Friends In The North" In Quick Succession
Daniel Lavery
Mar 26 6
The man is weak around young flesh. He is not worthy of The Woman. The girl is soft and craves further softness – she is not worthy of The Woman. The g…
Daniel Lavery
Mar 25 6
Previously: Niles Crane is… Frasier is Donkey Kong: the suave brute, the shirtless intellectual, the head of the family whose relatives are ever being …
Daniel Lavery
Mar 24
Play the last game you played when you were 17 or so Hang on, does Croc still exist? It was the Legend of the Gobbos! Man, those were cute. the fuck is…
Daniel Lavery
Mar 22 10
Previously in Danny’s Fever Dreams: Oh, No! They Grew Back! Oh, gosh – good morning! Is it still morning? You overslept, and now you’re religious again…
Daniel Lavery
Mar 20 11
© 2020 Daniel M. Lavery. See privacy and terms
Publish on Substack