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If it do aid the meatman to pair all manner of rousty-flesh with vinegares, spices, & other things, do all things necessary & other things by reason, e…
Daniel Lavery
May 22 4
“Hello Doctor, my brain is Templeton the Rat from Charlotte’s Web at the fairgrounds after dark, can you please fix?” “Hello Doctor, my brain is Goose …
Daniel Lavery
May 20 6
[Initially] [Also in the spirit of this whimsically-misunderstanding tweet: Which, obviously, as Grace pointed out, “I assume part of the joke here is …
Daniel Lavery
May 18 8
“Stop worrying about soaking your beans. You’ve spent a cumulative eight months of your one wild and precious life fretting about soaked beans. You kno…
Daniel Lavery
May 15 4
veggie burgers taste good and you can eat them
Daniel Lavery
May 14 5
you know, “what if Kirk and Spock, but too much,” where the dynamic is just the physical embodiment of Melancholic Reserve was forced to be friends wit…
Daniel Lavery
May 13 11
Clueless did, and it was a lot of fun I guess it was three seasons Remember that theme song? “She is literally the Polaroid of perfection / She has eve…
Daniel Lavery
May 12
And the older brother said, ‘Get a load of this asshole, calling himself thirty.’
Daniel Lavery
May 8 21
Previously in this series: Dirtbag Catullus and Dirtbag Sappho. Cousin Kate, or: Oh Yeah? The problems did not start with me! I didn’t even use sunscre…
Daniel Lavery
May 7 2
Frederick Gaylord Crane; goth and Jewish through his mother — “The first rule of radio psychiatry is, of course, that a father should not eat his son.”…
Daniel Lavery
May 6 4
Danny: This weekend you showed me both Now You See Me and Now You See Me 2 — movies I’d always had mixed up in a general, hazy sense with both 2006’s T…
Daniel Lavery
May 4 5
As Grace and I head into the sixth (seventh?) week of sheltering-in-place, I’ve found myself increasingly unmoored from the concept of time. Nothing fe…
Daniel Lavery
May 1 9
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