Alternatives To Transition I Might Have Spent My Thirties "Getting Really Into" Instead

Recipes From Sir John Mandeville

An Update in Shower Technology

Niles Crane Is...

The Crane Boys Visit Edgar Allan Poe

A Sneak Peek From "Something That May Shock And Discredit You"

Dionne Warwick's Annotated "Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"

Acceptable Responses To "Oh, She's Someone" When We're Watching TV Together

Everyone In The Phantom Tollbooth Looked A Little Bit Like William F. Buckley

Surely Nothing Will Interrupt The Glittering Whirl Of This Debutante Season

Chernobyl, Boris Scherbina, and The Five Love Languages

As It Happens I Owe Mary And Martha An Apology

Niles And Frasier Crane In "The Terror"

Standing At The Back Of A Boat Thinking About Other People Who Have Been On Different Boats

It's Just Pictures From My Vacation

Daily Etiquette From Madam Pendleton's Finishing School For Wayward And Transsexual Boys

"A Sinister Visit From Female Socialization": Chatting With Grace Lavery

Where's Todd Wilkins?

Anne Of Transmasculine Gables: Diana Is Invited to Tea with Tragic Results

The Real Problem With Making Two Trips To Carry All Of My Groceries In The House


Lieutenant, you would do me an enormous favor if you stopped calling me sir.