If it do aid the meatman to pair all manner of rousty-flesh with vinegares, spices, & other things, do all things necessary & other things by reason, e…
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“Hello Doctor, my brain is Templeton the Rat from Charlotte’s Web at the fairgrounds after dark, can you please fix?” “Hello Doctor, my brain is Goose …
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[Initially] [Also in the spirit of this whimsically-misunderstanding tweet: Which, obviously, as Grace pointed out, “I assume part of the joke here is …
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“Stop worrying about soaking your beans. You’ve spent a cumulative eight months of your one wild and precious life fretting about soaked beans. You kno…
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veggie burgers taste good and you can eat them
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you know, “what if Kirk and Spock, but too much,” where the dynamic is just the physical embodiment of Melancholic Reserve was forced to be friends wit…
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Clueless did, and it was a lot of fun I guess it was three seasons Remember that theme song? “She is literally the Polaroid of perfection / She has eve…
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And the older brother said, ‘Get a load of this asshole, calling himself thirty.’
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Previously in this series: Dirtbag Catullus and Dirtbag Sappho. Cousin Kate, or: Oh Yeah? The problems did not start with me! I didn’t even use sunscre…
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Frederick Gaylord Crane; goth and Jewish through his mother — “The first rule of radio psychiatry is, of course, that a father should not eat his son.”…
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Danny: This weekend you showed me both Now You See Me and Now You See Me 2 — movies I’d always had mixed up in a general, hazy sense with both 2006’s T…
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As Grace and I head into the sixth (seventh?) week of sheltering-in-place, I’ve found myself increasingly unmoored from the concept of time. Nothing fe…
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