Dirtbag Gilgamesh and Ishtar: Tablet Six

Try and stop me from talking about this man, everyone’s boyfriend! Go ahead, give it a shot, I’m talking about that boy who tears everyone apart, the only one who has been correctly put together, whose legs go all the way to the top and back down again, I’ll break into song about it, I don’t give a shit. He has a beard, my friends, a real beard; when he…

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