How To Do Laundry

  1. Wash and dry your clothes.

  2. Oh God, there are clean clothes in the dryer. How could this have happened?

  3. Retrace your steps. There must have been an accident. This can’t be right. This can’t be the natural order of things, to have clean clothes in your dryer.

  4. What’s to be done with them? Where are they to go? Who’s to look after them? Who’s to answer for …

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