How To Play Chess On Your Phone

Start with one of the two opening moves you know.

Okay, protect that pawn!!

Try moving another piece — fuck. Fuck! They did something!

Hit “Undo” and keep doing the same move until the computer opponent makes the move you need them to make.

Okay, keep going.

If you lose a piece, abandon your previous goal in favor of obtaining vengeance on whatever indiv…

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