Monday, March 5, 2018 
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Impulses I Have Had To Restrain This Year

To be read in a patient, loving-yet-exasperated voice (not the author’s) to oneself. You already have that teal cockatoo-print short-sleeved shirt. There is a point of diminishing returns when it comes to short-sleeved shirts in loud prints. You are approaching it rapidly.