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Liz Taylor's Marriages, Ranked In Order Of T4T Energy

I respectfully now, as ever, decline to define t4t energy ; my job is merely to identify and tag it when spotted in the wild. I’m not a scientist. Elizabeth Taylor was born with two sets of eyelashes and fished a tooth out of Montgomery Clift’s throat so he didn’t choke on his own bones after his car accident; that’s t4t. Having a terrible movie made about your most famous marriage called “Liz and Dick,” that’s t4t. When the stars make you drool just like pasta fazool, you know what it is.