Movies That Would Be Improved If They Ended With The Protagonist Choosing To Date Doctor Keanu Reeves In A Cozy Sweater

The Keanu Reeves Desire Renaissance (not that Keanu went anywhere, mind you, merely that the last few years have revitalized and renewed public appreciation in the national resource contained within his person) has been an unmitigated good; Keanu Reeves is neither over- nor under-rated. He is appropriately esteemed. Were I given the power to correct a s…

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