Possibly-Explicable Things People Sometimes …

“Stop worrying about soaking your beans. You’ve spent a cumulative eight months of your one wild and precious life fretting about soaked beans. You know what you could be doing with that time? Making more beans, for one things.” “Stop SOAKING your BEANS. Beans aren’t precious. They’re hearty, earth-wrapped bullets of nutrition density, and they turn from stones to pillows with the encouragement of hot water. You don’t need to give them a bath overnight. You’re coddling them. You’re a terrible mother.”

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