I read this aloud to my spouse (t4t), who informed me that Bindle and Keep has only held on because Lena Dunham pumped a bunch of money into the business and then made a documentary about it! So, for your next venture, I recommend you find an angel investor with questionable politics but who is personally very motivated to support queers in suits.
Family, I have something to tell you. I'm an Icicle Skipper now and I hope you can learn to accept me and my next few months of fitting coattails to curvy bois before moving on to other queer ventures.
My Mom: IT'LL BE A COLD TUESDAY IN DECEMBER BEFORE I ACCEPT THIS.
My curvy bois: BUT MY COATTAILS!!!?
My new store, Wolf & Bird Shirt, is going to be the exception and very successful, I think!
Spiffy Lube's gonna crack me up for the next week at minimum.