Saturday, January 6, 2018 
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Talkin' Star Wars

My darlings, this week’s Shatner Chatner contains serious Star Wars spoilers; if you haven’t seen The Last Jedi yet and don’t want to learn a single thing about it, turn back now. This has been a very strange week; I’ve seen about seven movies in varying states of near-consciousness, since I decided to celebrate the New Year by getting instantly and violently ill, which means I periodically ask myself, “Wait,