The Charles Dickens Moral Alignment Chart

THE GOOD

Inspector Mumbleheart: A police officer with a zest for life that is generally manifested in saying “Don’t mind if I do” and “Excellent pie, this” when insincerely offered refreshment in someone else’s home. Dependable when it comes to delivering hastily-scrawled messages but unlikely to maintain the writer’s anonymity unless convinced it serves…

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