Yet More Goose Talk

Readers of this newsletter may remember the fact that I really enjoyed getting to play (if I’m scrupulously honest, mostly watching my friends play because I’m enormously bad at video games) Untitled Goose Game earlier this fall: I am the horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I will use my beak to mischief you and I will press B. I wobble my snake-front-body and I waggle my bag-back-body and they meet in the middle to plan a bad idea to upset you. I flap back and forth my business rear for balancing and I snapple-pap my feet all up and down the town for terrible reasons, and you don’t like it. I am the goose and you are the miserable boy with no honk. I invented my body and it was the best idea.

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